Sunday, December 8, 2013

10 Things I Can't Believe Are 10

I sit here writing this post on a MacBook. Ten years ago, I'd be writing this list on a desktop Dell computer, because dude... you're getting a Dell.

1. Von Dutch & Cargo Pants- Now you have to go under the knife to become beautiful. In 2003 all your needed was an expensive trucker hat.

2. Getting Low- In 2003, getting low was the hot dance thanks to Lil Jon. It has been 10 years and the song still gets played. Guess the sweat has not dropped down to my balls yet.

3. Camera Phones- Having a camera on your phone was hot shit in 2003, despite the fact that those pictures lived, breathed, and died on your phone.

4. Myspace- Founded in 2003.In 2013, you're basically getting paid just to log on. And no one ever does that.

5. Nemo- Lost in 2003, found in 2003. Huge win for Pixar.

6. Ruben Studdard- Won American Idol. Little did we know, he'd lose it all in 10 years: his record deal, his wife, his popularity. Only thing he can't lose is that last 250 pounds of extra weight.

7. Dawson & Buffy- Lost his creek, slayed her last vampire. The legacy lived on.

8. Stacy's Mom- She was hot then. Probably still hot now.

9. Elf- Everyone watched him in theaters. Ten years later, Buddy the Elf is still watched, but on TV.

10. Bush Was Doing His Thang- Such a badass in office, declaring war and all.

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